Chuck Norris

Carygon Nijax · Post by **Carygon Nijax** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:44 am

Ok.. now somebody started this at thekill this thread forum.. son ow.. let's play..
It's simple, say something outstanding about Chuck Norris
like

Strlikecrazy wrote: There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

or

Blink wrote: If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

So.. let's beggin!!

When Chuck Norris types on a forum ; mr green ; -

-. he posts his face

Satan · Post by **Satan** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:40 am

Chuck Norris thought that wasn't outstanding at all.

Corrupt Shadow · Post by **Corrupt Shadow** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:56 am

Goodnight, Sweet Prince.
03/10/40 — 08/16/09

Strlikecrazy · Post by **Strlikecrazy** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:03 pm

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Personal fav's

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

zillow · Post by **zillow** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:43 pm

Chuck Norris has died many times death is just too scared to tell him

Carygon Nijax · Post by **Carygon Nijax** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:05 pm

so.. in the end... Steven Seagal has the sit next to Carlos Ray???

Carygon Nijax · Post by **Carygon Nijax** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:36 pm

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Carygon Nijax · Post by **Carygon Nijax** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:37 pm

nobody loved Raymon untill Chuck Norris said we should

Strlikecrazy · Post by **Strlikecrazy** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:13 am

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

Carygon Nijax · Post by **Carygon Nijax** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:04 pm

The only reason why Satan is still alive after we all voted for killin' him. is because Chuck Norris said he has to live

Strlikecrazy · Post by **Strlikecrazy** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:01 pm

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

Strlikecrazy · Post by **Strlikecrazy** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:34 am

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Carygon Nijax · Post by **Carygon Nijax** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:46 pm

The only thiing that can beat chuck norris is chuck norris

Carygon Nijax · Post by **Carygon Nijax** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:53 pm

Death doesn't wants to take Chuck because she's afraid of his revenge

Carygon Nijax · Post by **Carygon Nijax** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:09 pm

The last number of the Fibonacci sequence is the amount of power -in Joules- a roundhouse kick of Chuck Norris can deliver

Satan · Post by **Satan** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:08 pm

Nuh uh :/

Carygon Nijax · Post by **Carygon Nijax** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 11:54 pm

As I said before

Carygon Nijax wrote:The only reason why Satan is still alive after we all voted for killin' him. is because Chuck Norris said he has to live

Carygon Nijax · Post by **Carygon Nijax** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:55 pm

Yous should know that Chuck Norris is a mercyfull men... as long as you don't bother him

Carygon Nijax · Post by **Carygon Nijax** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:25 pm

when Chuck Norris says three times in front of a mirror "Bloody Mary", he gets a drink

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