Kangaroo vs. Platypus

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Lame-o Kangaroos
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Awesome poison-o-matic platypus
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55%
 
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Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Post by Cristiona »

Kangaroos are big, dumb animals that are filthy hippies because they're "green" (whatever that means).

The platypus is a mammal that lays eggs and has deadly poison.

Satan (that dirty hippy) thinks the stupid jumping freaks are cooler, but I know the venomous menace of eastern Australia totally kicks ass. I know I'm right and he's wrong. Right?
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You've left out the "You are both wrong" option which I'm sure we are all eager to choose.

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Agent P knows that Satan is wrong.

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lets face it.. nobody believes ornitorrincos are actually real... nobody believed when they were found. nobody bleieves nos
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yet.. kangaroos are winning.. in your face Cris!!
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Go platypi!! Or platypuses....or whatever.

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platypussy I think
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According to my dictionary the plural is either platypuses or platypi

This must be wrong since the plural must include "(sorry Muh)"

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During my first trip to Australia, I just had to eat a kangaroo filet. It was pretty tasty.

I'm not sure, but I think the poison would make platypus inedible. One vote for platypus.
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Sanjuro wrote: I think the poison would make platypus inedible
sso are the fugu, the snakes, scorpiions, etc

yet.. people eat them.. I think they AVOID eating the poisonous part...
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Cristiona, don't forget that platypuses can sense electrical fields with their snouts.

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Ooo... good point.

And I'm sorely disappointed in this forum's membership. Voting for those stinking, bouncing hippies. Tsk tsk tsk.
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Cristiona wrote:Ooo... good point.

And I'm sorely disappointed in this forum's membership. Voting for those stinking, bouncing hippies. Tsk tsk tsk.
Actualy we all love platypus.. we did it just to annoy you..
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yamum wrote:
Sanjuro wrote:During my first trip to Australia, I just had to eat a kangaroo filet. It was pretty tasty.
yea only country to eat our national animal :D
Americans also eat bald eagles.

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This is an outrage! I bet Cris bribed other people to vote for platypus >.>

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Of course she did!! KAngaroos were winning.. maybe she bribed ryme and opened several accounts in the forum in order to win her poll
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Kangaroos are just giant kangaroo rats... platypi are made of ducks, beavers, snakes, and EPIC WIN. I had to do a report on platypi back in middle school, so I should know how awesome they are, since the report didn't bore me to death.

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Yes, but you never did a report on the awesomeness of kangaroos, did you?

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I'm sure he did not. Kangaroos have no awesome, ergo you cannot write a report on awesomeness that involves them. You could do a report on how much they suck, though.
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Satan wrote:Yes, but you never did a report on the awesomeness of kangaroos, did you?
I had a choice on what animal to do. Kangaroos weren't nearly as high on the list as Platypi, which was third on the list. At the time, the ninja turtle was at the top, with the glitch Pokemon Missingno. as number 2. Of course, neither of them are real, so...

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Wait, you had a /choice/ and you chose platypus as your top real animal? Despite the kangaroo being way more awesome than the platypus, there are numerous more animals that are way cooler than both of them >.>

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