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I shall start it off...

With that image you made....

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Jesus Fish - (#22)/Ichthys - (#23)

the big three

I can't take credit for this, but it's fantastic. Bit of a puzzle, solution follows:

It's a limerick:
The integral of z squared dz
From one to the cube root of three
times'd by cosine
3 pi over nine
equals ln of the cube root of e.

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out-out the lights-out all! and over each quivering form
the curtain, a funeral pall, comes down with the rush of a storm
and the angels all pallid and wan, uprising unveiling affirm
that the play is the tragedy man, and its hero the Conqueror Worm.

The following images were neither created nor subtitled by me. Please bear with the swearwords on grounds of the hilarity that should ensue.







And of course the following shall not be left out:



Also, one of my eternal favourites:



"A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing crisps from a neighbourhood shop. The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.

The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of crisps. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of crisps .

Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips because they think it's so funny."

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And I dub him Steven the Seagull

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"The world of madness is a lot bigger than the world of sane."

Cornuthaum, #1234

He was a smart man


Good thing daddy has a late meeting tonight


If you have to get hit by a car...

i actually know someone who was hit by an ambulance. it is remarkably convenient.

the following is a personal favorite of mine that comes from the disturbed mind of my brother:

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alright... got a couple of these.... "funny pictures" myself, eh wot...

only funny if you remember the commercial






and funny without external stimuli

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Heroes:
Shadowtoast
The Toast Avenger
Toast of the Jungle
The Breadmaster

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I've won the 100k DD bet so many times, I should have the title "Mr. Luck"

it's a little late, but here you go...

i laugh like a crazy person every time i look at this one:

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League of Zeroes: We Rule

stolen from wetriffs.com. if you read XKCD religiously, you should know about wetriffs. if not, here's the comic that lead to it's creation: http://xkcd.com/305/

essentially, wach picture was supposed to require 3 elements: person, shower, guitar. this is the last picture on there.



"And lastly, person and guitar, no shower, but holy crap I am not going to argue with this guy"

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The boat oar. Chuck Norris' one true weakness.

Does the above remind anyone else of BoozerBear? Just wondering. That's what I always think of when I see it...

Used it before, but meh.

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