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mad hamish
PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:49 am 
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Like the 3-word thread
But less about the stupid
An unending tale.

Once there was a guy.
He was going to do things.
Write here about them.
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mad hamish
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Stolen Ferrari
I guess he was extra bored.
Police chase ensues.
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Rombo
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Fast down the highway,
A near-miss! Wait, over there...
It's the Batmobile!
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TheK3vin
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Location: Where I could swear I left the universe last...
Super hero's in
Only to find that, alas.
Batman has the keys.

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Rombo
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Robin's in the back,
But Boy Wonder's lost his shoe.
Rombo saves the day!
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TheK3vin
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Location: Where I could swear I left the universe last...
Batman swoops in there
And beats the crap out of Rom
Therefore /me wins.

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Rombo
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But that made no sense...
Ah, but that's why! 'Twas in K3v's
Imagination.
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mad hamish
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Was a dream sequence.
Return to reality
Batmobile's gasless.
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Olaf
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There's a taco truck.
Batman's not gasless for long.
Justice Flatulence!

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mad hamish
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Tacos of evil!
Holy industrial farts!
Who's behind this plot?
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TheK3vin
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Location: Where I could swear I left the universe last...
TheK3vin steps out!
Gasp, he is behind it all!
Wait, nevermind. Dream.

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mad hamish
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The Beaninator!
He talks like an Austrian,
but dines Mexican.
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TheK3vin
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"Argh! Ye landlubbers!
"Argh Get away from me now!
"Or prepare to fight!"

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mad hamish
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His pirate sidekick:
"Name be Scurvy Joe, it does"
He was drunk on rum.
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Rombo
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Rum? Rum and POWER!
Powers - brawling, slurred speech and
Inebriation.
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Doominator
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Location: location, location.
He's too drunk to drive;

they wake up in the gutter,

Batmobile is gone.

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mad hamish
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Load the taco truck!
With top speed of 45
Racing to fight crime.

Batman and that guy!
Hunting the stolen batmobile.
This will work out well :roll:
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zcollins
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Mothman will eat the
heroes' souls and all is lost.
Forgotten missions.
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Corrupt Shadow
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But wait, here he comes!
Superman to the rescue!
Oh wait, it's Clark Kent...

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I've won the 100k DD bet so many times, I should have the title "Mr. Luck"
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zcollins
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Superman is a
Total Pussy. Batman kicked
His lilly ass...yep.
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Scurvy Joe staggers
Drops his bottle and freaks out
Batman smacks his head

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TheK3vin
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Location: Where I could swear I left the universe last...
Batman begins to walk
Goes back to the Batmobile
Scurvey Joe shoots him.

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mad hamish
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"I thought we were friends!"
Will the dark knight survive this?
Tune in next haiku
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Rombo
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Recap: Batman shot!
Today's haiku - action-packed!
Robin's arrival!
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TheK3vin
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Robin arives here
Batman is lying in blood.
Is that the wrong "lie?"

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mad hamish
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Robin makes phone call.
"Alfred? We're finally free!"
Skips into sunset.
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Location: location, location.
Tune in same bat-time

same bat-channel to write some

more haiku action!

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Rombo
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Then, later that night -
Incredible Hulk escapes!
Smash-rampage ensues!
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Olaf
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Just on a side note,
The Hulk's favorite food is squash.
But he calls it "SMASH!"

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mad hamish
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But first: a slurpee!
Bruce Banner wants grape flavor.
All out? YARGGH! Grape SMASH!

Seven Eleven
Now you're a smoking crater
Seven Eleven
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Rombo
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Mr. Fantastic
Bounds to the scene of the crime.
Elastic justice!
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mad hamish
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Wait, he's distracted!
"Hey baby! I'm Fantastic
You'll love my power."
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Rombo
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Invis. Girl arrives!
Bitch-slaps his big rubber face.
'Fantastic' cheater.
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Olaf
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She's always griping,
"It's like I'm invisible..."
"Get me a sammich!"

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Just then, epic-ly...
A storyjacker appears!
"Jack was a pirate...

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He asks to the folks:
Can we make this a story?
That does not derail?

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zcollins
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Get the fuck out now.
Do not question the tale, man!
I can't believe you.
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Rombo
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Anyway, one day...
Rombo was patrolling, down
in Porcelain Bay...
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mad hamish
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He met: no kraken.
This is Rombo, after all.
Ooh! Pearls of wisdom!
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TheK3vin
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He sells them away
To some random guy named Steve
Why does he want them?

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