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In a galaxy not so far away...

...A commoner stares on the blank screen of his computer...



Around him lies evidence of his undeniable faith to obscenity:




Sudenly a rupturing flash...

Moments later a parasitic digital viral entity from the outer space jumps from the screen!



And a slow transformation begins...

Moments later, the Smoker Ninja is born!

Enpowered with the stealthiness of the Yogurt Lord, the ancient wisdom of the Cowcthulu and the endurance of Belzepoop, lord of the BIs, his arsenal is fearsome!

A wooden psi-katana of Alien origin...



...A bovinepenis* whip...



...Throwing Critic* Knives...



...and other mysterious devices of unknown facture...



...Armed with both spiritual and material assets, he fights to obliterate the mysterious and overly clicheed Dark Lord Fan-Fan...



Smoker Ninja Away!!


*No kidding... this is real. It one of those things you can't find in the market however you search. Supposing you want to search for such a thing at all Oo.

*That is, from Crete. I don't think the knife itself has any intellectual capacity to criticize. On the other hand, you never know with these alien technologies.

EDIT: about a bazillion edits for spelling, grammar and image linking correction.

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