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Maybe. I didn't even understand that sentence.

TNP speaks English as a second language.

True. I mi spieak Inglish Much Bery well me.

TNP speaks Spanish As his/her First Language

True. Though I've a smattering of others.

TNP has too much time on their hands.

False. To much work and little time

TNP eats insects for dinner

False, but in Communist Russia, insects eat you for dinner.

The Next Person has donated to TH.

True.

TNP is a dirty scammer of spooked credos.

False. Never do dirty things

TNP Is A Forum Mod and im its next target

You're so totally banz0red, but False.

TNP wishes he were an MC.

I guess True :XD

TNP is smart as a baby if he can read this sentence

False. I'm smarter - that should have read "is AS smart as a baby".

The Next Person has an IQ less than one hundred and pi.

False. Im not smarter than a baby.

TNP doesnt like me

True. I hate everyone equally though.

TNP once dated a Canadian.

False

TNP has more posts than me

True.

TNP is an elitist because of having a 3 digit or fewer ID.

True.

TNP likes Greasemonkey (for FF) as well as greasy monkeys (for...I'm not gonna say).

True! I wuv em!

TNP hates all sweet things

False. Sugar is good.

TNP has read 1984.

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False. Is that a book?

TNP is mad hamish

False. It's me. (Goodness, man. You've never read 1984? Go to your library now!)

TNP is not a mod, but wishes to become one.

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True. But I'm definately not asking to be one. Because that would be the last thing someone who wanted to be a mod would do.

TNP has read at least one Magic: The Gathering Novel (they're very good).

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TheK3vin- #325

http://soundcloud.com/thek3vin

False (i prefer to read real books, like the aforementioned 1984)

TNP has had some sort of paranormal experience

True

It was quite intresting

tnp is addicted to mass effect right now

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BenoHawk(#619), Rashlanko(#4239), Delthanes(#5746)

False, crap computer.

TNP is single, attractive, and looking.

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out-out the lights-out all! and over each quivering form
the curtain, a funeral pall, comes down with the rush of a storm
and the angels all pallid and wan, uprising unveiling affirm
that the play is the tragedy man, and its hero the Conqueror Worm.

False. I'm gorgeous but taken, and satisfied.

TNP cannot resist the funk.

So True.

TNP is eating a banana.

False. No bananas for me.

TNP can pull herculean feats on the wheels of steel.

False. What's that?



TNP found that random bit of code really rather strange and would like to put frost maze in a cosy white straight jacket for suggesting this suggestion.

(In fact, I wrote that just so that I could get the colour right... for something else... >.> <.<)

Wait. What?
Frue?

TNP can explain all this.

True, F_M banged his head on the keyboard so he could see colors and in the process pushed the cluster "sdf" 3 times in a row.

TNP has bashed his keyboard with his head (or vice versa)

True.

TNP has never had a broken heart.

True

TNP hates spiders

False.

TNP has been feeling icky in the tummy lately.

False

TNP has a headache right now

False.

TNP likes Moon Mist and Jim Beam together.

False. This Person doesn't know what Moon Mist is.

The next person enjoys a White Russian or two.

True
The only Russians I've met were white, and were pretty nice guys.
One taught me how to ollie on a skateboard.

TNP has been out of their home country.

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Well, I've got a hat!

True, I went on an expedition to Ecuador last year. (by the way, I can't tell if you were joking or just didn't get the White Russian thing. I'm going with joking)

The Next Person likes Bill Bryson.

False.

TNP hates Rombo (Too bad i cant double post Joking :p )

Um... False? I hope...

The Next Person neither likes nor dislikes Braiton.

*sneer*

True

TNP created world