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False

TNP lives in China

False

TNP owns a guinea pig.

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"The world of madness is a lot bigger than the world of sane."

Cornuthaum, #1234

False. I have a chinchilla.

TNP is an asshat IRL.

True

TNP eats fish

True

TNP likes Red Colour

True

TNP is a caffeine addict

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BenoHawk(#619), Rashlanko(#4239), Delthanes(#5746)

False. Caffeine is bad for me.

TNP is a favored ban target, or will be, for the mods.

True.. Well, perhaps


TNP has more accounts then me

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BenoHawk(#619), Rashlanko(#4239), Delthanes(#5746)

False, I'm on two at the mo.

The Next Person has a Hero's Cape.

True.

TNP's mom is not really a female.

False.

TNP's mom masturbates loud enough for TNP to hear.

False. However she is loud enough to hear when my dad does his husbandly duties.

TNP has seen a rabid animal

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out-out the lights-out all! and over each quivering form
the curtain, a funeral pall, comes down with the rush of a storm
and the angels all pallid and wan, uprising unveiling affirm
that the play is the tragedy man, and its hero the Conqueror Worm.

True.

TNP can play the harmonica.

Poor kid.

True and False. I play it a bit, but I still suck ass.

TNP listens to crappy death metal or emo muzak.

False. It's mostly showtunes.

TNP hates puppies.

False. I love puppies!

TNP still enjoys Disney movies.

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The Goddess works in mysterious ways, like a healing shiv. This might sting.

True. I like the colors.

TNP is 15 years old.

False! Add nearly 4 years, then we'll be there.

The Next Person thought the last Harry Potter was, well... a bit shit.

False. It was royally, utterly, totally, abysmally hell-spawned st eaming shit.

TNP likes to dance.

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"The world of madness is a lot bigger than the world of sane."

Cornuthaum, #1234

True

How ever, I suck at it


TNP is easily distracted by shiny objects

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BenoHawk(#619), Rashlanko(#4239), Delthanes(#5746)

False. I don't get dis-SHINY COIN HOLY CRAP!

TNP is a shorebot. I mean, c'mon, half of KoL are shorebots. And I know I'm not a shorebot. So.

False. Mainly because I don't actually know what the term means...

The Next Person likes the Libertines.

False. Have no clue what you are talking about

TNP watches 12 daily hours of TV

falce (however, if a marathon of america's next top model comes on, then, unfortunately, i am glued to the tv for the entire day).

TNP is lactose intolerant

False.

TNP is Lacrosse intolerant

(I like it personally, I pretty much just said that for the comedic value )

True. >.<

TNP is latex intolerant. (MUST KEEP UP WITH TRADITION)

True. I practice monogamy so I can avoid it.

TNP is Lorax intolerant.

False (That is one of my favorite dr. seuss books.)

TNP is snorlax intolerant. (Not sure what I mean by that one, but It sounds nice.)

True, bloody thing's always hitting me in Smash Bros, I just can't tolerate it!

The Next Person is Lombax Intolerant

False. Ratchet and Clank rock.

TNP has a giant e-penis.

[Mystery]

TNP uses the computer more than 12 hours a day.

False. (but close, unfortunately).

TNP plays World of Warcraft (have I done this one yet?)

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TheK3vin- #325

http://soundcloud.com/thek3vin

False. I hate that game

TNP plays more than 7 games at a time

False. Who can multitask that much?!

The Next Person is a dirty lurker.

True. You got me.

TNP hasn't stepped outside for the last 3 days out of personal decision.

False! I started a job today!

The Next Person can't wait for SSB Brawl.

Thats True.

I got my wii since February this year

TNP likes to spam (Maybe eat it too)

True. Why else would I be in this thread?

TNP like hirsute women.

False. Just false.

The Next Person is a Gadgeteer.

False.
My dad beat me up till i clicked the Psion Botton.... *cough*

TNP has eaten a bug on all his life