Well, I'm all in favor of themes for items (more pens and glasses coming!), and I like give and take buffs (although, White Pills are probably more balanced than Laio), so this is a pretty sweet idea.
Now I just need to figure out where veggies will fit. Probably the level 15 quest (OMG SPOILARZ!)
Yeah, it's more balanced. The Violent, Vindictive or Vigilante Veg could be The Mick's mutuant minions!
I think used too many alliteration's then
Other random ideas:
The Gravel Ax
This powerful weapon has been crafted and cured for millenia by Swedish warriors. There's something abit fishy about it - you can't work out why it smells like a harbour.
+X% chance to stun on succesful hit (due to smell)
+X% HP restored per hit
Effect: No Whey Man!
Man alive! This is some serious stuff. With the extra protein feeding your crime fighting escapades, you start to develop Arnie style guns. With bulging muscles, and increased hormones, you're ready to dish out some pain!
+10% Melee Damage
Increased chance of fumbles