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 Post subject: Ouch....
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:18 am 
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"Combat!
A torrential rain of fire pounds your foe into the ground, delivering 403 damage.
Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits for 19583 damage. It cleans your clock with that hit.
The fight is now over, and it's not pretty.
Or go back to the space station
Go back to the main page. clock with that hit.
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 Post subject: Re: Ouch....
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:45 am 
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:shock: Holy crap! :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Ouch....
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:00 pm 
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lol, 403 damage. wut a n00b.

But in all seriousness, holy crap. They like to hurt.

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 Post subject: Re: Ouch....
PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:24 pm 
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"Combat!
A torrential rain of fire pounds your foe into the ground, delivering 393 damage.
Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits for 20142 damage. It cleans your clock with that hit.
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 Post subject: Re: Ouch....
PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:30 pm 
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I can't believe you aren't just literally dead yet. That almost sounds like complete obliteration of you and all your body parts.

Why are you even bothering trying to do such a small piddling amount of damage anyways?

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 Post subject: Re: Ouch....
PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:35 pm 
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...to record insane damage dealt by the robots?

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 Post subject: Re: Ouch....
PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:42 pm 
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Okay, sure. >.>

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 Post subject: Re: Ouch....
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:48 pm 
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Might have also something to do with the 6.5k I get in XP for each combat I win.

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 Post subject: Re: Ouch....
PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 5:30 am 
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Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits for 24433 damage. It cleans your clock with that hit.

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 Post subject: Re: Ouch....
PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:49 am 
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Holy crap! Glad I don't adventure there. Leave me to my corrupt amulet hunting.

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 Post subject: Re: Ouch....
PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 9:05 am 
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/me prefers to /win/, not lose :p


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 Post subject: Re: Ouch....
PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 6:25 pm 
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Satan wrote:
/me prefers to /win/, not lose :p



heh - I already know you lose once in a while... how about you show us the stats on the GGG at your level?

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 Post subject: Re: Ouch....
PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 6:41 pm 
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That was with my old method... My new method, I haven't been hit once. Win every battle (skipping GGG's, of course). I don't want to die ;_;


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 Post subject: Re: Ouch....
PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 7:08 am 
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Your opponent attacks ... It hits you with a tremendous punch that just about knocks your block off. It hits you for 453452 damage.


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 Post subject: Re: Ouch....
PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:05 pm 
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Nice one Satan

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 Post subject: Re: Ouch....
PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:37 pm 
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Your opponent attacks ... Critical hit! It proves that its bite is just as nasty as its bark by clamping fiercely onto your leg and not letting go until its hurt you pretty badly. He drains some of your energy, stealing 20 PP.

Well, someone had to do it. :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: Ouch....
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Your opponent attacks ... It hits you with a tremendous punch that just about knocks your block off. It hits you for 468890 damage.


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