Kangaroo vs. Platypus

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Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Postby Cristiona » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:09 am

Kangaroos are big, dumb animals that are filthy hippies because they're "green" (whatever that means).

The platypus is a mammal that lays eggs and has deadly poison.

Satan (that dirty hippy) thinks the stupid jumping freaks are cooler, but I know the venomous menace of eastern Australia totally kicks ass. I know I'm right and he's wrong. Right?
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Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Postby Muhandes » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:13 am

You've left out the "You are both wrong" option which I'm sure we are all eager to choose.

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Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Postby malk-a-mite » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:14 am

Agent P knows that Satan is wrong.

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Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Postby Carygon Nijax » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:20 pm

lets face it.. nobody believes ornitorrincos are actually real... nobody believed when they were found. nobody bleieves nos
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Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Postby Carygon Nijax » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:51 pm

yet.. kangaroos are winning.. in your face Cris!!
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Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Postby Harry Dresden » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:19 pm

Go platypi!! Or platypuses....or whatever.

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Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Postby Carygon Nijax » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:36 am

platypussy I think
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Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Postby Muhandes » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:12 am

According to my dictionary the plural is either platypuses or platypi

This must be wrong since the plural must include "(sorry Muh)"

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Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Postby Sanjuro » Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:19 pm

During my first trip to Australia, I just had to eat a kangaroo filet. It was pretty tasty.

I'm not sure, but I think the poison would make platypus inedible. One vote for platypus.
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Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Postby Carygon Nijax » Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:06 am

Sanjuro wrote: I think the poison would make platypus inedible


sso are the fugu, the snakes, scorpiions, etc

yet.. people eat them.. I think they AVOID eating the poisonous part...
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Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Postby Sanjuro » Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:09 am

Cristiona, don't forget that platypuses can sense electrical fields with their snouts.

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Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Postby Cristiona » Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:29 pm

Ooo... good point.

And I'm sorely disappointed in this forum's membership. Voting for those stinking, bouncing hippies. Tsk tsk tsk.
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Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Postby Carygon Nijax » Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:08 pm

Cristiona wrote:Ooo... good point.

And I'm sorely disappointed in this forum's membership. Voting for those stinking, bouncing hippies. Tsk tsk tsk.


Actualy we all love platypus.. we did it just to annoy you..
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Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Postby Muhandes » Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:13 am

yamum wrote:
Sanjuro wrote:During my first trip to Australia, I just had to eat a kangaroo filet. It was pretty tasty.

yea only country to eat our national animal :D


Americans also eat bald eagles.

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Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Postby Cristiona » Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:37 am

Shhhh!
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Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Postby Satan » Sat Feb 27, 2010 7:11 pm

This is an outrage! I bet Cris bribed other people to vote for platypus >.>

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Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Postby Carygon Nijax » Sun Feb 28, 2010 1:42 pm

Of course she did!! KAngaroos were winning.. maybe she bribed ryme and opened several accounts in the forum in order to win her poll
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Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Postby zyborg » Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:14 pm

Kangaroos are just giant kangaroo rats... platypi are made of ducks, beavers, snakes, and EPIC WIN. I had to do a report on platypi back in middle school, so I should know how awesome they are, since the report didn't bore me to death.

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Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Postby Satan » Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:30 pm

Yes, but you never did a report on the awesomeness of kangaroos, did you?

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Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Postby Cristiona » Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:28 pm

I'm sure he did not. Kangaroos have no awesome, ergo you cannot write a report on awesomeness that involves them. You could do a report on how much they suck, though.
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Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Postby zyborg » Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:00 pm

Satan wrote:Yes, but you never did a report on the awesomeness of kangaroos, did you?


I had a choice on what animal to do. Kangaroos weren't nearly as high on the list as Platypi, which was third on the list. At the time, the ninja turtle was at the top, with the glitch Pokemon Missingno. as number 2. Of course, neither of them are real, so...

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Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Postby Satan » Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:06 pm

Wait, you had a /choice/ and you chose platypus as your top real animal? Despite the kangaroo being way more awesome than the platypus, there are numerous more animals that are way cooler than both of them >.>


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