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Carygon Nijax
 Post subject: Chuck Norris
PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:44 am 
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Ok.. now somebody started this at thekill this thread forum.. son ow.. let's play..
It's simple, say something outstanding about Chuck Norris
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.


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If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.


So.. let's beggin!!

When Chuck Norris types on a forum ; mr green ; - :mrgreen: -. he posts his face

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Chuck Norris thought that wasn't outstanding at all.
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Goodnight, Sweet Prince.
03/10/40 — 08/16/09

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I've won the 100k DD bet so many times, I should have the title "Mr. Luck"
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He's probably just visiting Bruce Lee. He'll be back.



btw, u serious with that?

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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Personal fav's

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

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Chuck Norris doesnt die, Death gets Chuck Norrised.

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Chuck Norris has died many times death is just too scared to tell him

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Strlikecrazy wrote:
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.


Yeah then he did it again using imaginary(or complex(both are the same)) numbers.

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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This is a scenario that just won't happen. (But it's one of my faves)


Chuck Norris, Steven Segal, and Arnold Swartzeneger all go to heaven on the same day. God offers them a seat next to Him if one of them gives Him a reason to give it to them.

Arnold says, "Well I was Mr. Universe several times in a row, so I should have the seat."

Then Steven gives God his reason. (I can't remember what it was sorry guys)

Then Chuck Norris steps up and says, "I believe you are in my seat."

Now Chuck Norris sits in God's seat using God as a footrest.

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Carygon Nijax
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so.. in the end... Steven Seagal has the sit next to Carlos Ray???

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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html
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Chuck Norris taught his parents how to walk.

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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Chuck Norris' bike had to learn how to let Chuck Norris ride it.

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nobody loved Raymon untill Chuck Norris said we should

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When Man first went to the Moon, the American Government asked Chuck Norris to catch the space shuttle when it landed back to Earth.

The crew arrived back on Earth safely.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

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Superman wears his Chuck Norris Pajamas when he goes to sleep.

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The only reason why Satan is still alive after we all voted for killin' him. is because Chuck Norris said he has to live

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

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You know how kids check their beds and closets for monsters? Well, monsters check their beds and closets for Chuck Norris.

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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

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What's under Chuck Norris' beard isn't a chin... it's a spare fist.

Chuck Norris can move so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of his head.

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The only thiing that can beat chuck norris is chuck norris

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Actually bruce lee and a boat oar.... and (yes he's still alive) he hangs out on the weekends with elvis presley.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi he's just not telling.

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer the only problem is he never cries.

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Death doesn't wants to take Chuck because she's afraid of his revenge

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No one talks about Chuck Norris behind his back.

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The last number of the Fibonacci sequence is the amount of power -in Joules- a roundhouse kick of Chuck Norris can deliver

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, He waits.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

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Chuck Norris wanted to combine strip clubs and MMA, today we have women's pro wrestling.

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Satan wrote:
Chuck Norris thought that wasn't outstanding at all.



Chuck Norris heard you he's going to kill you now...

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Nuh uh :/
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As I said before

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The only reason why Satan is still alive after we all voted for killin' him. is because Chuck Norris said he has to live

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oh : | whoops... :C

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Yous should know that Chuck Norris is a mercyfull men... as long as you don't bother him

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I thought that was only his TV alter ego... is he like that in RL?
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when Chuck Norris says three times in front of a mirror "Bloody Mary", he gets a drink

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