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by Carygon Nijax »
Ok.. now somebody started this at the
kill this thread forum.. son ow.. let's play..
It's simple, say something outstanding about Chuck Norris
like
Strlikecrazy wrote:
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Blink wrote:
If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
So.. let's beggin!!
When Chuck Norris types on a forum ; mr green ; -
![Mr. Green :mrgreen:](./images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif)
-. he posts his face
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by Satan »
Chuck Norris thought that wasn't outstanding at all.
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Goodnight, Sweet Prince.
03/10/40 — 08/16/09
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I've won the 100k DD bet so many times, I should have the title "Mr. Luck"
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Personal fav's
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris has died many times death is just too scared to tell him
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so.. in the end... Steven Seagal has the sit next to Carlos Ray???
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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nobody loved Raymon untill Chuck Norris said we should
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Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
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The only reason why Satan is still alive after we all voted for killin' him. is because Chuck Norris said he has to live
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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The only thiing that can beat chuck norris is chuck norris
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Death doesn't wants to take Chuck because she's afraid of his revenge
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The last number of the Fibonacci sequence is the amount of power -in Joules- a roundhouse kick of Chuck Norris can deliver
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Nuh uh :/
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As I said before
Carygon Nijax wrote:The only reason why Satan is still alive after we all voted for killin' him. is because Chuck Norris said he has to live
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Yous should know that Chuck Norris is a mercyfull men... as long as you don't bother him
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when Chuck Norris says three times in front of a mirror "Bloody Mary", he gets a drink
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