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Which character of the LASH do you like the most?
Poll ended at Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:06 pm
Cheating Shade 67%  67%  [ 2 ]
Raccoon Girl 33%  33%  [ 1 ]
Talk-a-tile 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Triskiona 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Total votes : 3
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:06 pm 
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This is a fictional story containing many things from Twilight Heroes, like certain heroes' names, as well as villains'... and... etc... xD
I don't own Twilight Heroes, Ryme does, please don't sue me or any of my collaborators.
This story is loosely based upon an ongoing roleplay in the TH chat.
This story is also a parody, so OOC characters are supposed to be that way.
Some characters approved the use of ther actual username (Hero name), and some haven't, 'cause I didn't ask them XD
Some of the images belong to me, some other belongs to Twilight Heroes and Quirkz Media



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Previously on THAT:
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7

Chapter 8: The key of salvation is the key of doom

Morgan Freeman after finding Valera, the team is having a coffee on Jit... RPCHQ

Valera: so.. why were you looking for me?
Oiler: I thought you knew
Valera: I didn't.. It's that after seeing your movie I was anxious to see you all
Crowid: Oh.. anyway.. C-Gon. show her the thing
Carygon Nijax: What thing?
Crowid: the thing
Carygon Nijax: My picture of snoopy?
Crowid: No.. the other thing
Carygon Nijax: YOUR picture with snoopy?
Oiler: you two have a picture with snoopy?
JozzyBot: I have one too!
Oiler: and when did you take that picture?
Golaf: it was the other day
Oiler: And why you didn't call me?
Crowid: Oh skip it.. you were too bussy farming
Oiler: but I-
Valera: Oiler, do you want to get a picture of you and Snoopy?
Oiler: Yeah
Valera: then close your eyes
Oiler: Ok
Oiler closes his eyes
Valera starts slapping and punching Oiler over and over
Oiler groans in pain
Valera defenestrates Oiler

Valera: Okay.. where were we? oh right.. you were going to show me something
Carygon Nijax hands over slowly the Corrupt Amulet of Cheating Shade
Valera grabs the the talisman etween her hands

Valera: Is he...?
Carygon Nijax: Yes.
Valera scowls and drops a tear


Morgan Freeman: Suddenly from behind a table not that far. Raccoon Girl jumps surprised by what she saw

Raccoon Girl: WHAT?? VALERA HAS FEELINGS???
Raccoon Girl leaps outside and then runs
Raccoon Girl: The Boss has to know this!

Morgan Freeman: the team looks confused at the crazed girl and resumes talk after that
Waitress: Mr. Freeman.. more coffee?
Morgan Freeman: Yes. Please

Golaf: Why is Morgan Freeman relating everything we do?
EpochSoda: I don't know.. but he's not relating only our stuff

Morgan Freeman: ... then, Joe ask for an hamburger, not to good for his tongue but good enough to satisfy that big stomach of him... and there goes Jenny, the lovely blond girl with the ponny tails.. she will never know how men look at her precious bottom

Crowid: This is weird.. even for u- TheC4bin? what are you doing?
TheC4bin is standing on a chair looking outside
TheC4bin: I was... Jenny... oh never mind
Valera: So.. what do you want to do?
Morgan Freeman: And then the squad told Valera their story adn told her what they were trying to do, collect every talisman from every hero of twi-
Valera smashes Morgan Freeman's head on the table
Valera walks slowly towards her table

Valera: Sorry.. i needed to do that... so basebally you want all the talismans to save the world?
Carygon Nijax: basebally?
Valera: Oh.. sorry, typing mistake
JozzyBot: Typing? but we are talking
Valera glares at JozzyBot
JozzyBot leans away
Valera smashes JozzyBot's head on the table

Valera: Ok.. to accomplish what you are trying to do we are going to need a lot of help
Oiler: Yay! an Army!!
Valera: No.. we do not have time to train a whole army.. we need a one man army
Carygon Nijax: And where on earth are we going to find a soldier like that who would fight with us?
Valera: Nice point... but I wasn't thinking about somebody in this earth
Crowid: If you are looking for an alien, let me tell you they are not such great fighters
Carygon Nijax: hey!
Crowid: No offense
Valera: Just follow me.. and don't talk

Morgan Freeman: so the team left Jitterspout following Val-
Valera glares at Morgan Freeman




Narrator: good.. nice vacations... anyway. how did it go Morgan?
Morgan Freeman: Awful.. there was a girl that smashed my head on a table
Narrator: I told you it wouldn't be easy narrate an action tale
Morgan Freeman: I'm never going to narrate something like this! ever!
Narrator: Yeah.. never.. unless there's a 6 digits check as payment... anyway.. let's resume

meanwhile somewhere in the space station

Pentacron: Argh... this place is so boring... the only visit I get are heroes wanting to get more powerful..
Lesser Robot: Master here is your cereal, with chocolate on your milk, as you asked
Pentacron: Finally something good! Give me that!
Pentacron grabs a spoon and starts eating
Pentacron: AAARRGH.. THIS IS TOO COLD!! WHAT DID i TELL YOU!! WARM THE MILK AND THEN GIVE IT TO ME!!!
Pentacron grabs with his hands the Lesser Robots and splits it in two, thn throws the pieces away

Then.. somebody walks in the Aquasson Base
Somebody: I see that you haven't changed a bit
Pentacron: Who is there?
Somebody approaches
Pentacron: Oh.. it is you... I haven't seen you in a while... Mick
The Mick: I didn't need you until now... that's why
Pentacron: NO!! THAT IS BECAUSE YOU KNOW I COULD BEAT YOU WITH MY TOES!!
The Mick: Please... you can only beat those lesser robots that you call your "minions"
Upper Half of Lesser Robot crawls toward The Mick
Upper Half of Lesser Robot: Good evening.. do you wish for a tea or a coffee Ms. Mick?
Pentacron grabs the Upper Half of Lesser Robot and throws it away
Upper Half of Lesser Robot: AAAAAHHhhhhh!!!
Pentacron: DO NOT DARE TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, AND TELL ME WHAT DO YOU WANT!!
The Mick starts walking slowly while talking
The Mick: As I told you before I need your help, I found something very interesting thaat could leave the entire world without heroes
Pentacron: AND HOW WOULD THAT HELP ME??
The Mick: I know you can't stand humans, nor heroes, and besides.. you have not choice but to help us
Pentacron: AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT TINY HUMAN!!
The Mick: because if you don't... we will eliminate you all
Pentacron: YOU FOOL!! YOU CAN'T ELIMINATE US!! IN FACT I WILL ELIMINATE YOU NOW!!!
Pentacron starts running toward The Mick with rage
Pentacron tries to hit The Mick
Lucifer covers The Mick
The Mick and Lucifer are unharmed
Lucifer attacks Pentacron with his hammer time
Pentacron falls down, fully wounded -if there's a chance that a Robot is fully wounded-
Lucifer approaches.

Lucifer: If you were as strong as you think you are, you would be the greatest warrior in the universe
Pentacron: Ho-how did you arrived so fast? and... how did you hold my attack
The Mick: I think you didn't notice there are no more Wadebots or Fordicons...
Pentacron: What did you do with them?
The Mick: They didn't colaborate with us.. so we eliminated them and used their technology to create weapons for us...
Lucifer: We now have a teleportation system and a really strong projectile-proof forcefield
Pentacron: But I'm not beated yet!! I shall vanquish you all!!
RWG walks slowly towards Pentacron
RWG: I think you should better lie down
Pentacron lies down
Pentacron why did I do your will? I would never do the will of asimple HUMAN!!
The Mick: I thought you would understand by now that we are not simple humans.... but apparently Robots do not reason properly
The Mick turns around and talks with somebody behind her
The Mick: So.. you finally decided to join us? OK... your first talk would be convincing this huge piece of junk to join us... do whatever it takes.. I don't actually mind if it doesn't survive
the person who was behind The Mick starts walking towards pentacron
Pentacron: Why are you doing this? you were a heroe... you and I worked togheter.. I've trained you... wait NO!! WAIT!! NOOOOOOO!!!! AAAARGGGHH!!!!!!

meanwhile, the team of heroes is riding a small unbranded jalopy toward the heavy industry district
Oiler: Why are we riding this bag of crap?
JozzyBot: because you forgot to put the coins on that machine tat lets you park outside a building
Oiler: the what?
Golaf: Skip it.. we are just going there.. period
Valera: Well.. if you are planing going to the Heavy Industry District with this.. you are not going to
TheC4bin and why is that?
EpochSoda: beause this crap bag has range 3.. and the heavy industry disctrict a lil' farer
Valera : Luckly I always have my VHF-1 fighter close
Valera concentrates and calls her VHF-1 fighter
JozzyBot: Wow!! I wish I had one of those!!
Crowid: the same here!!
Valera: you are going to.. you surely win one on a raffle
Crowid: Yeah.. as if somebody would be stupid enough to give away a VHF-1 Fighter
Carygon Nijax: Anyway.. what's important here is that... I DRIVE!!
Crowid: NO!!! it's my turn!!
Carygon Nijax: you have to be faster!!
Crowid frowns

after a few minutes in the Heavy Industry district, at the gates of the Dimensional erh... gate
Talk-a-tile: So Raccoon Girl... are you sure about this?
Raccoon Girl: 67% sure boss, they are going to come
Talk-a-tile: Ok.. I'll trust you on this one... Triskiona.. where is Triskiona?
Triskiona rushes in
Triskiona: Sorry, I was... taking care of... some... robots
Talk-a-tile: you and your robots.. is the army ready? they are going to arrive at any time now
Raccoon Girl: Yes Boss!! they are!!
Talk-a-tile: Good... no we wait...

fifty minutes after...

Talk-a-tile: Where are they? they saw them 10 minutes ago in the Seedy Casinos!!

back in Jitterspout


EpochSoda: you never told us we had to go through the Dimesional Gate
Valera: well.. I thought you understood back then when I said
Valera wrote:
Nice point... but I wasn't thinking about somebody in this earth

Golaf: you know.. we had several issues with people being misterious and all that crap.. next time try being more direct
Valera: Ok... JozzzyBot you are getting Fatter
JozzyBot: Hey!!
Oiler: Don't say anything about her!
Valera: And you are too dumb Oiler
EpochSoda: Anyway.. we should leave...
TheC4bin.. yeah..

another fifty minutes later

TheC4bin: Ok.. we fnally arrived at the gates of the.. erh.. dimensional gate
EpochSoda: Next time let's say "the doors of..."
Golaf: 'Kay
Talk-a-tile jumps from behind some bushes and so does Triskina and Raccoon Girl... and a whole army of Army Soldiers
Talk-a-tile: STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
Talk-a-tile points with his Furnace of Yeb to the heroes

Talk-a-tile I knew you were going to try to return home when they set you free
Valera: I knew you were going to wait for me here
Talk-a-tile: i should have locked you in the bottom of the ocean
Valera: I shouldn't have asked for pizza knowing you were intervening my phone
Raccoon Girl: Tris.. remind me.. why Talk hates so much Valera?
Triskiona: Because she-
Talk-a-tile turns and yells

Talk-a-tile: Because she assures that the heroe Class called the Distorter exist... she assures that she saw the Rhyme, she tried to destroy the heroes guild, she robbed a bench from the park and put extra salt to my meal!!
Talk-a-tile turns around

Talk-a-tile: Now drop your weapons
Valera: Do as he says
JozzyBot walks slowly close to Valera and whispers
JozzyBot: Why should we do that? we could beat them now
Valera: We Don't need this kind of weapons where we are going
everybody drops their weapons
TheC4bin: Ok.. now what?
Valera: we Jump
Oiler: That's all? we jump? in the middle of this field full of Army Soldiers and those three superpowered heroes??
Carygon Nijax: Oiler, listen to me.. jump.. and use your powers...
Oiler: Oh.. now I get it...
Talk-a-tile: what are you whispering over there! surrender!! we are surrounding you!
Raccoon Girl giggles
Raccoon Girl: tee hee.. surrender.. surroundig..
Valera: Ok now they are distracted! JUMP!!
everyone jumps on their feet
Elemental heroes cause a small quake when they fall. psions fly on the air for a while and disarm the Army Soldiers with their mental powers and gadgeteers... well... they.. fall and trip


so.. after defeating their enemies without fighting pur heroes start tehy journey to another dimension... to try to find the thing that will help them to save the world...


TO BE CONTINUE-

Talk-a-tile: Not so fast!! you want to go to another dimension.. then stay there!!
Talk-a-tile demolish the Dimensional Gate. closing forever that path to the other dimension


Narrator: NO!! YOU SEND THEM TO ANOTHER DIMENSION!! NOW I'LL LOOSE MY JOB!!!

TO BE CONTINUED?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:44 pm 
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Oh shit, how'd you get Morgan Freeman on this?

EDIT: Also, lrn2grmmr&!2typo.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:44 am 
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My favorite character is currently thought to be deceased...

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:57 pm 
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Satan: what is that thing that you wrote on the "EDIT" part??? I didn't get it

CS your answer was waaaay to obvious

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:46 pm 
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Learn to grammar and not to typo.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:58 pm 
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Dude.. you want to read shakespeare.. go to a library... the idea here is to write something about a lot of people writing playing a game...sorry if you don't like it..
else.. you know what you can do? the same thing I told everybody els ethat critizice it..

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:33 pm 
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:/ I'm just saying, it can make it kinda hard to read. Proofreading could go a long way.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:59 pm 
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Golaf is such a lame-o. Why is he even still here? Why did he only get two lines? Why does he not think he's a hat anymore?
These are the questions that need answers.
These are what inquiring minds want to know.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:15 pm 
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well I don't want to tell you everything.. but the original script is ussually a bi-logue between Golaf and C-Gon.. bt then I remember I have lots of charaters.. so I start changing names tee hee

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