It's not what good girls do... Y'all will get the picture pretty quickly, I'm sure. Why though? I can't answer that for you, but feel free to add in more.
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Random comment: Universal Control Software -> Program that reduces time, increases chips, items, and exp.
1Qa: Doesn't work! 1Aai: Recipe must've been disabled, sorry. 1aii: Seems to be working here. Would trade you one, but they're no trade.
1Qb: How to make? 1Ab: The Three logos + control software + [random item].
2Qa: [High Level Zone] is killing me! How to survive?
2Aai: [Zone] is a level zone of [Highest player level]. You'll just need to level up some.
2Aaii: [Zone] becomes weaker the more you lose. Strip everything, and fight till you can win barehanded.
3Qai: What to do now?
3Aai: Collect badges, like the [third item that comes to mind] Badge.
3Qai1: What's the [Item] badge?
3Aai1: [Insert inane task, or unspaded idea]
3Aaii: Unlock the [random location/Mt. Vernon] quest. Talk to Susan with [fulfill condition].