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Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:09 am
by Cristiona
Kangaroos are big, dumb animals that are filthy hippies because they're "green" (whatever that means).

The platypus is a mammal that lays eggs and has deadly poison.

Satan (that dirty hippy) thinks the stupid jumping freaks are cooler, but I know the venomous menace of eastern Australia totally kicks ass. I know I'm right and he's wrong. Right?

Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:13 am
by Muhandes
You've left out the "You are both wrong" option which I'm sure we are all eager to choose.

Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:14 am
by malk-a-mite
Agent P knows that Satan is wrong.

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Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:20 pm
by Carygon Nijax
lets face it.. nobody believes ornitorrincos are actually real... nobody believed when they were found. nobody bleieves nos

Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:51 pm
by Carygon Nijax
yet.. kangaroos are winning.. in your face Cris!!

Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:19 pm
by Harry Dresden
Go platypi!! Or platypuses....or whatever.

Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:36 am
by Carygon Nijax
platypussy I think

Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:12 am
by Muhandes
According to my dictionary the plural is either platypuses or platypi

This must be wrong since the plural must include "(sorry Muh)"

Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:19 pm
by Sanjuro
During my first trip to Australia, I just had to eat a kangaroo filet. It was pretty tasty.

I'm not sure, but I think the poison would make platypus inedible. One vote for platypus.

Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:06 am
by Carygon Nijax
Sanjuro wrote: I think the poison would make platypus inedible
sso are the fugu, the snakes, scorpiions, etc

yet.. people eat them.. I think they AVOID eating the poisonous part...

Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:09 am
by Sanjuro
Cristiona, don't forget that platypuses can sense electrical fields with their snouts.

8)

Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:29 pm
by Cristiona
Ooo... good point.

And I'm sorely disappointed in this forum's membership. Voting for those stinking, bouncing hippies. Tsk tsk tsk.

Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:08 pm
by Carygon Nijax
Cristiona wrote:Ooo... good point.

And I'm sorely disappointed in this forum's membership. Voting for those stinking, bouncing hippies. Tsk tsk tsk.
Actualy we all love platypus.. we did it just to annoy you..

Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:13 am
by Muhandes
yamum wrote:
Sanjuro wrote:During my first trip to Australia, I just had to eat a kangaroo filet. It was pretty tasty.
yea only country to eat our national animal :D
Americans also eat bald eagles.

Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:37 am
by Cristiona
Shhhh!

Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 7:11 pm
by Satan
This is an outrage! I bet Cris bribed other people to vote for platypus >.>

Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 1:42 pm
by Carygon Nijax
Of course she did!! KAngaroos were winning.. maybe she bribed ryme and opened several accounts in the forum in order to win her poll

Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:14 pm
by zyborg
Kangaroos are just giant kangaroo rats... platypi are made of ducks, beavers, snakes, and EPIC WIN. I had to do a report on platypi back in middle school, so I should know how awesome they are, since the report didn't bore me to death.

Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:30 pm
by Satan
Yes, but you never did a report on the awesomeness of kangaroos, did you?

Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:28 pm
by Cristiona
I'm sure he did not. Kangaroos have no awesome, ergo you cannot write a report on awesomeness that involves them. You could do a report on how much they suck, though.

Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:00 pm
by zyborg
Satan wrote:Yes, but you never did a report on the awesomeness of kangaroos, did you?
I had a choice on what animal to do. Kangaroos weren't nearly as high on the list as Platypi, which was third on the list. At the time, the ninja turtle was at the top, with the glitch Pokemon Missingno. as number 2. Of course, neither of them are real, so...

Re: Kangaroo vs. Platypus

Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:06 pm
by Satan
Wait, you had a /choice/ and you chose platypus as your top real animal? Despite the kangaroo being way more awesome than the platypus, there are numerous more animals that are way cooler than both of them >.>