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Philosopher's Beer Drinking Song

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raisin' of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away,
'alf a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
and Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

8) :roll: 8)

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That was stupid. You're stupid.


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Yay for a Python fan!

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Unicorn Am I
Trotting about in your dreams
I will murder you

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I remember one episode he said "Success comes in cans, not cants". What was the dog`s name again? Ah yes, Blink. That`s a good name.


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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you don't like TH,
Then phooey on you!

Like the Title said, I was inspired to...
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Roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet and so are you
but the roses are wilting
the violets are dead
the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head

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That was stupid. You're stupid.
Philistine.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:08 pm 
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That was stupid. You're stupid.


you were talking to Blink, right?

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Yeah. I was talking to Blink in preparation for the event he would say something >.> No, the song's just stupid. Really. You can't call that art, so not appreciating it wouldn't be Philistine.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:30 pm 
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Art. Hmmm, well ok. Let us see into the future:



Dear Talented TH posters and members of TH,
A Poetry Challenge:




How good are you at making up rhymes?

Just post one here, should you have the time.

I hope you can also keep in mind a few things,

They're called 'Rules', so listen to me sing:



First of all, the poetry must be your own.

No copy and pasting from someone else's throne.

It must make sense, and be proper in grammer,

From realistic issues all the way to Thor's Hammer.



Now also you should keep well aware,

Your poem should be clean, so don't swear!

A rhyme is also been known to activate,

A great way for us to communicate!



At the end of this poem you shall find the start of this show,

Just come up with an answer, and let your self go!

We all have the talent to talk to one another,

Don't let yours just sit there and silently smother!



So Make your post rhyme, but reply to the previous.

Nothing bad or grotesque, or even mischievous,

Oh, and don't forget your post must also be good

For the next poster to reply, if they would.



It don't have to be long, don't have to be fancy,

Don't have to be frilly, it don't have to be lacy.

Just spread your talent here and let's communicate,

Oh, and please don't rhyme as a way to retaliate!



Now, next poster, the questions I pose unto you,

"What is your name here, and how do you do?"

"Does your life blast off well into outer space?"

"Or does it dig deep into the lower place?"



:?:

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ABCDEFG I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY!

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:12 am 
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Bravo!

EDIT: On closer inspection, you should've gone with 'ABCDEFG[bold]H[/bold]', so that when you said I it'd still be in order. Until you go off into the kill you tangent.


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Hello there,
citizens of Twilight
Carygon Nijax I am
and already know that you might

I know my poem could not rhyme
thus I might be banned by ryme

when I want to find someone upset
I always go east of somerset
I salute a friend on that lovely place
and then take the portal to out in the space

I never forget to watch my step
because I get involved in fights in the depths
Thus I must say out there I could die
nevertheless now I have to say good bye

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This is a blast surely, and wow!
Such classy styles do allow!!
It's just like I said,
Talent's not dead!
Now who's next with a poem to sow?
8) :?: 8)

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LO, praise of the prowess of people-kings
of spear-armed Danes, in days long sped,
we have heard, and what honor the athelings won!
Oft Scyld the Scefing from squadroned foes,
from many a tribe, the mead-bench tore,
awing the earls. Since erst he lay
friendless, a foundling, fate repaid him:
for he waxed under welkin, in wealth he throve,
till before him the folk, both far and near,
who house by the whale-path, heard his mandate,
gave him gifts: a good king he!
To him an heir was afterward born,
a son in his halls, whom heaven sent
to favor the folk, feeling their woe
that erst they had lacked an earl for leader
so long a while; the Lord endowed him,
the Wielder of Wonder, with world's renown.
Famed was this Beowulf: {0a} far flew the boast of him,
son of Scyld, in the Scandian lands.
So becomes it a youth to quit him well
with his father's friends, by fee and gift,
that to aid him, aged, in after days,
come warriors willing, should war draw nigh,
liegemen loyal: by lauded deeds
shall an earl have honor in every clan.

Forth he fared at the fated moment,
sturdy Scyld to the shelter of God.
Then they bore him over to ocean's billow,
loving clansmen, as late he charged them,
while wielded words the winsome Scyld,
the leader beloved who long had ruled....
In the roadstead rocked a ring-dight vessel,
ice-flecked, outbound, atheling's barge:
there laid they down their darling lord
on the breast of the boat, the breaker-of-rings, {0b}
by the mast the mighty one. Many a treasure
fetched from far was freighted with him.
No ship have I known so nobly dight
with weapons of war and weeds of battle,
with breastplate and blade: on his bosom lay
a heaped hoard that hence should go
far o'er the flood with him floating away.
No less these loaded the lordly gifts,
thanes' huge treasure, than those had done
who in former time forth had sent him
sole on the seas, a suckling child.
High o'er his head they hoist the standard,
a gold-wove banner; let billows take him,
gave him to ocean. Grave were their spirits,
mournful their mood. No man is able
to say in sooth, no son of the halls,
no hero 'neath heaven, -- who harbored that freight!

Now Beowulf bode in the burg of the Scyldings,
leader beloved, and long he ruled
in fame with all folk, since his father had gone
away from the world, till awoke an heir,
haughty Healfdene, who held through life,
sage and sturdy, the Scyldings glad.
Then, one after one, there woke to him,
to the chieftain of clansmen, children four:
Heorogar, then Hrothgar, then Halga brave;
and I heard that -- was -- 's queen,
the Heathoscylfing's helpmate dear.
To Hrothgar was given such glory of war,
such honor of combat, that all his kin
obeyed him gladly till great grew his band
of youthful comrades. It came in his mind
to bid his henchmen a hall uprear,
ia master mead-house, mightier far
than ever was seen by the sons of earth,
and within it, then, to old and young
he would all allot that the Lord had sent him,
save only the land and the lives of his men.
Wide, I heard, was the work commanded,
for many a tribe this mid-earth round,
to fashion the folkstead. It fell, as he ordered,
in rapid achievement that ready it stood there,
of halls the noblest: Heorot {1a} he named it
whose message had might in many a land.
Not reckless of promise, the rings he dealt,
treasure at banquet: there towered the hall,
high, gabled wide, the hot surge waiting
of furious flame. {1b} Nor far was that day
when father and son-in-law stood in feud
for warfare and hatred that woke again. {1c}
With envy and anger an evil spirit
endured the dole in his dark abode,
that he heard each day the din of revel
high in the hall: there harps rang out,
clear song of the singer. He sang who knew {1d}
tales of the early time of man,
how the Almighty made the earth,
fairest fields enfolded by water,
set, triumphant, sun and moon
for a light to lighten the land-dwellers,
and braided bright the breast of earth
with limbs and leaves, made life for all
of mortal beings that breathe and move.
So lived the clansmen in cheer and revel
a winsome life, till one began
to fashion evils, that field of hell.
Grendel this monster grim was called,
march-riever {1e} mighty, in moorland living,
in fen and fastness; fief of the giants
the hapless wight a while had kept
since the Creator his exile doomed.
On kin of Cain was the killing avenged
by sovran God for slaughtered Abel.
Ill fared his feud, {1f} and far was he driven,
for the slaughter's sake, from sight of men.
Of Cain awoke all that woful breed,
Etins {1g} and elves and evil-spirits,
as well as the giants that warred with God
weary while: but their wage was paid them!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:36 am 
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"First of all, the poetry must be your own.
No copy and pasting from someone else's throne."
But that is a good poem, you can be sure of that!
Now make one of your own at the drop of a hat!
8)

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blowing my target
I imagined my papers
throughout my sugar

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:44 am 
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I admit I stink
When it involves haiku poems
But this is not hard.
8)

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Not a poem, but a joke I made up when challenged to do so by a r/l friend. (Ok, not really a challenge, but he inspired me!) Not what you would call a 'belly buster', but it's pretty good:

A funny thing happened to me the other day. I was walking down the street and some old man dropped a $50 bill from his pocket. I stopped one step away and tapping him on the shoulder I said, "Sir you dropped some money on the ground."
He said, "No it isn't. I am poor. It must be yours."
I looked at the bill and shrugged and placed it in my pocket and walked with the man a bit since we were going the same way anyways. "Are you sure this money isn't yours?"
He smiled as we walked to the end of the block. "No, I'm sure. I'm poor."
We got to the end of the block and he started to turn at the corner, away from where I was walking to. I stopped and tapped his shoulder to get his attention. "Sir, I saw this money fall from your pocket. I know it's yours!"
He stopped and saw me waving the $50 dollar bill in his face. He kept smiling and said, "No it isn't I'm poor right now. When I get home I will have more money. That money is yours for walking with me a while. I get lonely sometimes."
I smiled too as he turned back around and continued on his way.
Needless to say I pocketed the money again.

:lol: 8) :lol:

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I was inspired to share this video.
Don't drink anything while watching or it'll come out your nose when you laugh!
Enjoy:

CLICKY-->Orange County Police Car Chase - Benny Hill Themed<--CLICKY
8) :lol: 8)

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To get back on topic (Re: Just because I was inspired to...) I didn't really mean this thread to be for MY inspirations alone. I hoped someone would figure they could post THEIR inspiration(s) here as well. Some tried, and well, any more from anyone?
(The above comment was made due to, well, just because I was inspired to...)
:? 8) :?
...And now, just because I was inspired to, a poem with emoticons: laughing, razz('funny'), embarrassed, twisted evil('harassment'), very happy('punchline'), exclamation('bold'), mr. green('eaten'), idea('exactly') and an added emoteiconic note with shocked as 'ewww' is produced below:

One day I was :lol: at a joke I once heard,
A :P little jest about a bug and a bird.
The bug had made the bird just a little :oops: ,
From a comment that, to the bird, was :twisted: .

The :D went like this, or so I'm told:
"If you hadn't tied me with strong so :!: ,
You would have been :mrgreen: instantly!"
Said the bug as it laid an egg near the string, " :idea: "

(Like :shock: !!!)


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AldenteVonTino wrote:
Art. Hmmm, well ok. Let us see into the future:



Dear Talented TH posters and members of TH,
A Poetry Challenge:




How good are you at making up rhymes?

Just post one here, should you have the time.

I hope you can also keep in mind a few things,

They're called 'Rules', so listen to me sing:



First of all, the poetry must be your own.

No copy and pasting from someone else's throne.

It must make sense, and be proper in grammer,

From realistic issues all the way to Thor's Hammer.



Now also you should keep well aware,

Your poem should be clean, so don't swear!

A rhyme is also been known to activate,

A great way for us to communicate!



At the end of this poem you shall find the start of this show,

Just come up with an answer, and let your self go!

We all have the talent to talk to one another,

Don't let yours just sit there and silently smother!



So Make your post rhyme, but reply to the previous.

Nothing bad or grotesque, or even mischievous,

Oh, and don't forget your post must also be good

For the next poster to reply, if they would.



It don't have to be long, don't have to be fancy,

Don't have to be frilly, it don't have to be lacy.

Just spread your talent here and let's communicate,

Oh, and please don't rhyme as a way to retaliate!



Now, next poster, the questions I pose unto you,

"What is your name here, and how do you do?"

"Does your life blast off well into outer space?"

"Or does it dig deep into the lower place?"



:?:

**notes it is now the future from when this post was made and gasps**

Ok, I forgot I did this, and yep I made a prophecy it would happen again!
To bad the first time the contest came to an abrupt and quiet end.
I just came on for some posting, I already had in mind the making herein,
So I guess I'll just sit back, see what you do this time, a smile upon my chin.

**Simply selects an emoticon and clicks the submit button**
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