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Chuck Norris

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:44 am
by Carygon Nijax
Ok.. now somebody started this at thekill this thread forum.. son ow.. let's play..
It's simple, say something outstanding about Chuck Norris
like
Strlikecrazy wrote: There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
or
Blink wrote: If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
So.. let's beggin!!

When Chuck Norris types on a forum ; mr green ; - :mrgreen: -. he posts his face

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:40 am
by Satan
Chuck Norris thought that wasn't outstanding at all.

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:56 am
by Corrupt Shadow
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Goodnight, Sweet Prince.
03/10/40 — 08/16/09

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:03 pm
by Strlikecrazy
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Personal fav's

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:43 pm
by zillow
Chuck Norris has died many times death is just too scared to tell him

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:05 pm
by Carygon Nijax
so.. in the end... Steven Seagal has the sit next to Carlos Ray???

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:36 pm
by Carygon Nijax
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:37 pm
by Carygon Nijax
nobody loved Raymon untill Chuck Norris said we should

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:13 am
by Strlikecrazy
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:04 pm
by Carygon Nijax
The only reason why Satan is still alive after we all voted for killin' him. is because Chuck Norris said he has to live

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:01 pm
by Strlikecrazy
MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:34 am
by Strlikecrazy
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:46 pm
by Carygon Nijax
The only thiing that can beat chuck norris is chuck norris

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:53 pm
by Carygon Nijax
Death doesn't wants to take Chuck because she's afraid of his revenge

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:09 pm
by Carygon Nijax
The last number of the Fibonacci sequence is the amount of power -in Joules- a roundhouse kick of Chuck Norris can deliver

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:08 pm
by Satan
Nuh uh :/

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 11:54 pm
by Carygon Nijax
As I said before
Carygon Nijax wrote:The only reason why Satan is still alive after we all voted for killin' him. is because Chuck Norris said he has to live

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:55 pm
by Carygon Nijax
Yous should know that Chuck Norris is a mercyfull men... as long as you don't bother him

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:25 pm
by Carygon Nijax
when Chuck Norris says three times in front of a mirror "Bloody Mary", he gets a drink