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True. It still gets the drop on me.

TNP has had a rough day.

False. I just woke up.

TNP is also in the middle of a freaking wind storm (mutter mutter).

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The churches are empty / The priest has gone home / And we are left standing / Together alone
--October Project: "Dark Time"

False. That was yesterday.

TNP is balding.

False. I did have 15 inches of hair cut off yesterday though.


TNP has already wrapped all the presents and gets to relax tonight.

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The Goddess works in mysterious ways, like a healing shiv. This might sting.

True. After the kids are in bed, mom & dad get to play.

TNP is going out for Christmas dinner tomorrow.

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ID #7666

False. Staying in and eating duck. Went out for chinese tonight, though.

TNP lies to their parents nearly every time they speak with each other.

False or am I lying now?

TNP celebrates Decemberween.

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The churches are empty / The priest has gone home / And we are left standing / Together alone
--October Project: "Dark Time"

True, and Octoberween to

TNP cna raed htis vecuse jis zmert es a vavi

False. Zmertr dena vavi.

TNP doesn't even know it's Christmas.

False. I think.

TNP has recently been yelled at by a mod who clearly doesn't like KoL references very much.

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TheK3vin- #325

http://soundcloud.com/thek3vin

False. Im untouchable.

TNP thinns ai jabe gud gremar. capiche?

False. Capiching is an abomination in the eyes of God.

TNP enjoys the suffering of others, sometimes.

False. I always do.

TNP has a collection in game.

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The churches are empty / The priest has gone home / And we are left standing / Together alone
--October Project: "Dark Time"

True. Cosmic Crystals

TNP is going to bed now.

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TheK3vin- #325

http://soundcloud.com/thek3vin

False. Not for another several hours.

TNP has an amulet of corruption.

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The churches are empty / The priest has gone home / And we are left standing / Together alone
--October Project: "Dark Time"

false! I do however, have a bag of buffalo wings, which is just as good.
TNP has black hair.

False, it's dark brown

TNP has got a cold

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Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

False. Im untouchable like i said before!

TNP is called Th3Kevin, if not.... nothing.

False. At least the last time I checked...

TNP uses Tamper Data.

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False, but true in the near future.
TNP uses Firesomething.

False. Just false

TNP has recently eaten an apple

True. Tonight I had one in a pie. The last fresh fruit I ate was an orange.

TNP is a Jewish moneylender.

False. As far as I'm aware of.

TNP is TheK3vin.

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TheK3vin- #325

http://soundcloud.com/thek3vin

True (:shock: doublepost!)
TNP is either delusional or a liar, unlike me.

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Well, I've got a hat!

False. Definitely false.

TNP is getting sick of these useless threads.

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TheK3vin- #325

http://soundcloud.com/thek3vin

False.
There are no useless threads, only useless people.
TNP has been to the newly-implemented zone.

True. Excellent writing.

TNP hates "It's A Wonderful Life"

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The churches are empty / The priest has gone home / And we are left standing / Together alone
--October Project: "Dark Time"

False, I've got no idea what that is.

TNP reads webcomics

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Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

True. Look at my sig.

TNP is as thin as a tree

False, but close.

TNP is as fat as a mailbox (however fat that is).

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TheK3vin- #325

http://soundcloud.com/thek3vin

False, I am in fact as fat as 2 mailboxes, each of which is half as fat as I am.
TNP will answer in a somewhat less annoying form.

false, dependent on your definition of "post"

TNP will poster after this post, but before the one after it

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Heroes:
Shadowtoast
The Toast Avenger
Toast of the Jungle
The Breadmaster

Tralse?

TNP will use 18 smileys on his post

False. I use as few as possible.

TNP turned on his heartlight.

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ID #7666

False.

TNP is TNP...again

True. Wait what?

TNP has played Assassin's Creed, and is as impressed with it as I am, despite it being on the PS3 and Xbox 360.

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TheK3vin- #325

http://soundcloud.com/thek3vin

False. Haven't played, wasn't really impressed with what I heard.

TNP doesn't understand the opposite sex.

True. Anyone who says they do understand the opposite sex is a liar.

TNP has voted for president.

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ID #7666

True. But it hasn't counted.

TNP has made a pinch pot.

True. It was really annoying.

TNP loves the Demented Cartoon Movie.

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My other character is an adventurer. Kingdom of Loathing: An Adventurer is You! www.kindomofloathing.com